Aggro: Someone who is very aggressive or gets in someone’s face.

Any road: Any way

Are you having a laugh?: Statement of incredulity – “You’ve got to be kidding!”

Argy-bargy: Quarrelsome or arguing

Arse: One’s backside/buttocks

Arsed: To be bothered with something – “I can’t be arsed to go to church because I've too much to do today."

Baccy: Tobacco

Balls-up: Something has gone wrong or did not go according to plan

Barmy: Crazy, insane – derogatory

Biggie: Children’s term for feces

Biggie: A male erection

Bimble: A slow or casual walk

Biscuit arsed: Dirty or filthy – “She walked in the front door all biscuit arsed.”

Bits ‘n Bobs: A little of this and a little of that

Bob’s your uncle!: "That’s that." or "There you go!" or "That's the end of that."

Bog: Toilet or restroom

Bog roll: Toilet paper

Bollocks: Nonsense or untrue: or lacking in value

Bollocks: Testicles

Bugger off!: “Go away!” or “Leave me alone!” Bugger, used on its own, is similar to American slang using the “F” word.

Buggered: Worn out, broken, ruined

Catching flies: To sit with one’s mouth hanging open

Chav: An ignorant, trashy, lower-class person.

Cheeky: Disrespectful of something; or to have a flippant attitude – “Did you just wink at that old lady? You cheeky monkey!”

Chin-wag: A chat or brief conversation

Chuffed: To be pleased or delighted with something or someone

Clanger: A mistake

Cock up: Make a mess of something – “He really cocked up his friendship when he admitted he shagged his mate's wife.”

Collywobbles: Nervousness; butterflies in the stomach or queasiness brought on by stress, nervousness or anxiety

Crease up: To laugh very hard (so one’s face creases up)

Crumpet: Someone who is hot or sexually desirable person

Crusty Dragon: Snot or booger

Daft Cow: Someone who is very dense

Dodgy: Suspicious or dubious. “I ate a dodgy curry last night and now my stomach’s off.”

Dogsbody: Someone who takes care of most tasks, especially menial ones

Dog’s Bollocks: Very good, great, favorable

Dog’s Dinner: All dressed up or looking dapper

Donkey’s Years: A long period of time

Drop a clanger: To make an obvious mistake or terrible faux pas

Dull as dishwater: Extremely, horribly boring or plain

Ear-bashing: A severe reprimand or lecture for doing something wrong

Fagged: To be disturbed, bothered or interrupted – “I’m in the middle of something important and I can't be fagged right now.”

Fall arse over tit: To take an embarrassing fall or to stumble and fall

Fanny: A vagina

Fit: Someone who is hot, sexually desirable

Full Monty: To go big or going all the way – "I started this journey and I’m giving it the full Monty!"

Gammy: To have an injured body part or something that is in pain – “He’s had a gammy leg ever since he fell off that horse.”

Get stuffed!: An angry rebuke; beat it, scram! Similar to American slang – go “F” yourself!

Giddy kipper: An overly excitable person

Ginger: A red-haired person

Git: Someone who is contemptible or foolish
Gobby: Being loudly opinionated, offensive, outspoken

Gobsmacked: Stunned, blown away, amazed or awed by something

Gormless: Someone who's clueless – "She’s been with that wazzock for long enough now, she’s gormless."

Grotty: Unpleasant, disgraceful or disgusting

Gutted: Devastated –“She was gutted after her boyfriend left her for her nephew.”

Have a butcher’s: To take a close look at, or to investigate something or someone

Her Majesty’s Pleasure: Being incarcerated or put in prison

How’s Your Father?: Euphemism for sex as in “Have you and your wife had any lately?"

I’m Off To Bedfordshire!: "I'm going to bed."

It’s Monkeys Outside!: “Wow, it’s very cold outside!”

Jammy: Feeling lucky
John Thomas: A penis

Knackered: To be exhausted or extremely tired

Knees Up: A mixer or a dance party- "I went to this wild knees up the other night."

Legless: To be drunk, hammered or totally intoxicated

Liquid lunch: To drink alcohol for lunch rather than eat food

Lost the plot: To go crazy or lose one’s mind – “My boyfriend says he’s going out on the town tonight. He’s lost the plot if that’s what he thinks”

Lurgy: To be sick or under the weather or other illness that makes you feel terrible

Mad as a bag of ferrets: Utterly and completely insane or crazy

Made Redundant: To be fired or let go from one’s position

Manky: Disgusting or rotten – “The chicken you left on the counter for a week has gone manky.”

Miffed: To be irked, displeased or bothered

Minted: Wealthy or extremely rich

Moggy: A cat

Muck up: To ruin something or in American slang to screw it up

Mug: Someone who is gullible
Murder: To devour something – “I could murder a sandwich right now.”

Naff: Out of style, unfashionable, dated or obsolete

Nethers: Genitals

Nut Ya: Lose your cool with someone or even head butt them.
Off One’s Trolley: To be crazy or out of one’s mind

On The Piss: Binge drinking solely to get totally intoxicated

On The Pull: In search of or looking for sexual intercourse

On Your Bike: A rude way to insist that someone should leave intercoursePants: Something that is rubbish, horrible or awful – “She said the film was pants, but I rather liked it.”

Pavement Pizza: To puke or vomit

Peckish: Somewhat hungry

Peevish: To be ill-tempered, petulant or sullen

Pip pip!: A term used to say goodbye

Plonk: A poor quality or very cheap wine

Ponce: A poser

Porkies: Lies – "He’s been sitting there telling porkies for hours."

Prat: An idiot

Puff: Flatulence or passing gas
Pullin a Pint: Pouring a beer from a tap

Round The Bend: Someone is acting crazy or mentally unstable. Rubbish: To be very bad or terrible at something – “I’m totally rubbish at math—can’t even add.”

Rumpy-Pumpy: Euphemism for sexual intercourse

Sad arse: A pathetic person

Sausage fest: An event that has a disproportionate number of males to females… such as a comic convention

See a man about a dog: An excuse for leaving to hide one’s destination; also used to excuse oneself to have a bowel movement

Shambolic: To be in a total state of chaos or disarray

Shirty: To be ill-tempered or insolent

Shag: Sexual intercourse

Shattered: Worn out or exhausted

Shufflebutt: A restless or fidgety person

Skive: A lazy or useless person

Slag: A despicable person; possibly a promiscuous one

Slap And Tickle: Making out or heavy petting

Slapper: A promiscuous female

Spend A Penny: To use the restroom

Smarmy: Creepy, shady or sleazy

Smashing: An exclamation describing brilliant, fantastic or wonderful

Snog: To make out or fool around sexually

Snookered: To be defeated, upset or thwarted. To be in a bad situation (American slang: to be totally screwed)

Sod it: To quit, give up or surrender – “I’ll never understand her. Sod it, let’s go to the pub.”

Sprog: A child or kid

Squiffy: Starting to get drunkStarkers: Stark naked

Stonker: A male erection

Strawberry Creams: Hunger-inducing term for a woman’s breasts

Sweet Fanny Adams: Little to nothing at all – “I thought I had a chance with her, but I ended up with Sweet Fanny Adams”

Swot: To study hard or educate oneself
Taking the Piss: Messing around or screwing around

Throw a spanner in the works: To make a mistake or screw something up

Tickety-Boo: Everything’s going great – “It’s all tickety-boo in my world.”

Todger: A penis

Tosh: Total lies, exaggerations (American slang: BS)

Tosser: A despicable idiot

Twig And Berries: Male genitalia, the penis and testicles

Twit: someone who is foolish
Twee: To be very dainty, delicate, cute, or quaint – “That little sprog is utterly twee.”

Up The Duff: Pregnant

Who blew off?: "Who passed gas?”

Wacky baccy: Marijuana

Wazzock: Imbecile or idiot

Wonky: To be unstable –“The table leg’s a bit wonky.”