Aggro:Someone who is very aggressive or gets in someone’s face.

Any road:Any way

Are you having a laugh?:Statement of incredulity – “You’ve got to be kidding!”

Argy-bargy:Quarrelsome or arguing

Arse:One’s backside/buttocks

Arsed:To be bothered with something – “I can’t be arsed to go to church because I've too much to do today."

Baccy:Tobacco

Balls-up:Something has gone wrong or did not go according to plan

Barmy:Crazy, insane – derogatory

Biggie:Children’s term for feces

Biggie:A male erection

Bimble:A slow or casual walk

Biscuit arsed:Dirty or filthy – “She walked in the front door all biscuit arsed.”

Bits ‘n Bobs:A little of this and a little of that

Bob’s your uncle!:"That’s that." or "There you go!" or "That's the end of that."

Bog:Toilet or restroom

Bog roll:Toilet paper

Bollocks:Nonsense or untrue: or lacking in value

Bollocks:Testicles

Bugger off!:“Go away!” or “Leave me alone!” Bugger, used on its own, is similar to American slang using the “F” word.

Buggered:Worn out, broken, ruined

Catching flies:To sit with one’s mouth hanging open

Chav:An ignorant, trashy, lower-class person.

Cheeky:Disrespectful of something; or to have a flippant attitude – “Did you just wink at that old lady? You cheeky monkey!”

Chin-wag:A chat or brief conversation

Chuffed:To be pleased or delighted with something or someone

Clanger:A mistake

Cock up:Make a mess of something – “He really cocked up his friendship when he admitted he shagged his mate's wife.”

Collywobbles:Nervousness; butterflies in the stomach or queasiness brought on by stress, nervousness or anxiety

Crease up:To laugh very hard (so one’s face creases up)

Crumpet:Someone who is hot or sexually desirable person

Crusty Dragon:Snot or booger

Daft Cow:Someone who is very dense

Dodgy:Suspicious or dubious. “I ate a dodgy curry last night and now my stomach’s off.”

Dogsbody:Someone who takes care of most tasks, especially menial ones

Dog’s Bollocks:Very good, great, favorable

Dog’s Dinner:All dressed up or looking dapper

Donkey’s Years:A long period of time

Drop a clanger:To make an obvious mistake or terrible faux-pas

Dull as dishwater:Extremely, horribly boring or plain

Ear-bashing:A severe reprimand or lecture for doing something wrong

Fagged:To be disturbed, bothered or interrupted – “I’m in the middle of something important and I can't be fagged right now.”

Fall arse over tit:To take an embarrassing fall or to stumble and fall

Fanny:A vagina

Fit:Someone who is hot, sexually desirable

Full Monty:To go big or going all the way – "I started this journey and I’m giving it the full Monty!"

Gammy:To have an injured body part or something that is in pain – “He’s had a gammy leg ever since he fell off that horse.”

Get stuffed!:An angry rebuke; beat it, scram! Similar to American slang – go “F” yourself!

Giddy kipper:An overly excitable person

Ginger:A red-haired person

Gobby:Being loudly opinionated, offensive outspoken

Gobsmacked:Stunned, blown away, amazed or awed by something

Gormless:Someone who's clueless – "She’s been with that wazzock for long enough now, she’s gormless."

Grotty:Unpleasant, disgraceful or disgusting

Gutted:Devastated –“She was gutted after her boyfriend left her for her nephew.”

Have a butcher’s:To take a close look at, or to investigate something or someone

Her Majesty’s Pleasure:Being incarcerated or put in prison

How’s Your Father?:Euphemism for sex as in “Have you and your wife had any lately?"

I’m Off To Bedfordshire!:"I'm going to bed."

It’s Monkeys Outside!:“Wow, it’s very cold outside!”

John Thomas:A penis

Knackered:To be exhausted or extremely tired

Knees Up:A mixer or a dance party- "I went to this wild knees up the other night."

Legless:To be drunk, hammered or totally intoxicated

Liquid lunch:To drink alcohol for lunch rather than eat food

Lost the plot:To go crazy or lose one’s mind – “My boyfriend says he’s going out on the town tonight. He’s lost the plot if that’s what he thinks”

Lurgy:To be sick or under the weather or other illness that makes you feel terrible

Mad as a bag of ferrets:Utterly and completely insane or crazy

Made Redundant:To be fired or let go from one’s position

Manky:Disgusting or rotten – “The chicken you left on the counter for a week has gone manky.”

Miffed:To be irked, displeased or bothered

Minted:Wealthy or extremely rich

Moggy:A cat

Muck up:To ruin something or in American slang to screw it up

Murder:To devour something – “I could murder a sandwich right now.”

Naff:Out of style, unfashionable, dated or obsolete

Nethers:Genitals

Off One’s Trolley:To be crazy or out of one’s mind

On The Piss:Binge drinking solely for the purpose of getting totally intoxicated

On The Pull:In search of or looking for sexual intercourse

Pants:Something that is rubbish, horrible or awful – “She said the film was pants, but I rather liked it.”

Pavement Pizza:To puke or vomit

Peckish:Somewhat hungry

Peevish:To be ill-tempered, petulant or sullen

Pip pip!:A term used to say goodbye

Plonk:A poor quality or very cheap wine

Ponce:A poser

Porkies:Lies – "He’s been sitting there telling porkies for hours."

Prat:An idiot

Puff:Flatulence or passing gas

Rubbish:To be very bad or terrible at something – “I’m totally rubbish at math—can’t even add.”

Rumpy-Pumpy:Euphemism for sexual intercourse

Sad arse:A pathetic person

Sausage fest:An event that has a disproportionate number of males to females… such as a comic convention

See a man about a dog:An excuse for leaving, in order to hide one’s destination; also used to excuse oneself to have a bowel movement

Shambolic:To be in a total state of chaos or disarray

Shirty:To be ill-tempered or insolent

Shag:Sexual intercourse

Shattered:Worn out or exhausted

Shufflebutt:A restless or fidgety person

Skive:A lazy or useless person

Slag:A despicable person; possibly a promiscuous one

Slap And Tickle:Making out or heavy petting

Slapper:A promiscuous female

Spend A Penny:To use the restroom

Smarmy:Creepy, shady or sleazy

Smashing:An exclamation describing brilliant, fantastic or wonderful

Snog:To make out or fool around sexually

Snookered:To be defeated, upset or thwarted. To be in a bad situation (American slang: to be totally screwed)

Sod it:To quit, give up or surrender – “I’ll never understand her. Sod it, let’s go to the pub.”

Sprog:A child or kid

Starkers:Stark naked

Stonker:A male erection

Strawberry Creams:Hunger-inducing term for a woman’s breasts

Sweet Fanny Adams:Little to nothing at all – “I thought I had a chance with her, but I ended up with Sweet Fanny Adams”

Taking the Piss:Messing around or screwing around

Throw a spanner in the works:To make a mistake or screw something up

Tickety-Boo:Everything’s going great – “It’s all tickety-boo in my world.”

Todger:A penis

Tosh:Total lies, exaggerations (American slang: BS)

Tosser:A despicable idiot

Twig And Berries:Male genitalia, the penis and testicles

Twee:To be very dainty, delicate, cute, or quaint – “That little sprog is utterly twee.”

Up The Duff:Pregnant

Who blew off?:"Who passed gas?”

Wacky baccy:Marijuana

Wazzock:Imbecile or idiot

Wonky:To be unstable –“The table leg’s a bit wonky.”